Reservations in India

I was forwarded this, which I found worth sharing with large number of people. Nice and witty.
Wipro chairman Mr. Azim Premji’s comments on reservation:
I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this.
Let’s start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims, 30 percent for OBC and 30 percent for SC/ST players.
Cricket rules should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle/oval should be reduced for an SC/ST player.
The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by an OBC player should be counted as 8 runs.
An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century.
We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Bret Lee and Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player.
If a SC/ST player slaps Shreeshant, Shreeshant should be banned for 11 matches
Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above this speed should be a NO BALL.
Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC Player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.
Also we should have reservation in pregnancy…
all SC/ST/OBC Female should carry babies for 6 months only
There can be further reservation in Government jobs also. Let’s recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots only, for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country…)
Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations on the ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country…)
Let’s be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward…
Let’s show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country.
Let’s be proud of being an INDIAN…
May the good breed of politicians like ARJUN SINGH never retire/expire…

About Shiv Rana

Retirement life is series of transition: from Olive Green to civvies, being woken up a buddy to fetching morning milk from the milk booth. And now trying to adjust with new-normal due to pandemic - CORONA.
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